Tales of the Incorrigible: Flummox or Bust!

Arch frenemies locked in a galactic race for the treasure of a lifetime. It is so far into the future that Oprah's papacy is but a bizarre footnote in the history books. The invention of the Flitzdrive has shrunk the mind-numbing magnitude of the galaxy down to less than a year's travel from edge to edge. Thousands of sentient races that once didn't know each other existed now intermingle and irritate one another on a regular basis... When the most notorious space pirate that ever lived disappeared for the final time, his ship was rumored to carry a plunder of legendary worth. So when the crew of the starship Incorrigible gain a clue to that ship's location, it begins a star-spanning quest battling the forces of nature, time, space, and society--not to mention nettlesome outbreaks of sex--to retrieve it. EXPLORE! An eerie ghost planet overrun with rat-faced scab melons and purple lung pluckers! EXPERIENCE! The scarred surface of Frag, crawling with creatures created with but one purpose: destruction! MARVEL! At Vadnu, a planet consisting entirely of water from surface to core. MOURN! Within walking distance of Amphora, the fabled city in a can! INTRUDE UPON! A naked old man who holds the key to the treasure of a lifetime. It is all waiting for you aboard the Incorrigible. This is the second edition of Tales of the Incorrigible: Flummox or Bust! "Sci-fi comedy has to be one of my favorite genres, and Bowersox knows what he's doing." "FLUMMOX OR BUST is hands down the funniest book I can remember reading."