A Christmas Story Beer Soap

"OH FUDGE. Only I didn't say “Fudge.” I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash” word!" "A Christmas Story" is a holiday classic, and nowhere is it more beloved than in Cleveland, the city in which it was filmed. In tribute to the film's Cleveland origins, we've made this soap with Great Lakes Christmas Ale, the holiday beer of choice for the city. With a holiday toasted almond marzipan scent and lots of creamy suds (beer is great for lather!), this boozy soap will leave your skin clean, soft, and smelling amazing! But even if you accidentally say “Fudge” in front of your family, don’t eat it - alas, it still tastes like soap! Pro Tip: As with all bar soaps, these soaps last over twice as long if they are kept dry between uses on a well designed, no waste soap dish that drains water away. Ingredients: Saponified Olive Oil, Saponified Coconut Oil, Great Lakes Christmas Ale, Saponified Shea Butter, Fragrance, Mica Soap weighs approximately 4 ounces and is 3.25"L x 2.25"W x .75"H. This is a handcrafted soap produced in small batches. Variations in color or shape from bar to bar and batch to batch are part of the natural beauty.