Elect Palpatine-Vader 2024 t-shirt

Unisex 100% ringspun cotton tee. Lightweight and soft to the touch. Fit: Modern fit. Sizing recommendations: Close to true-to-size for average builds. Shirts tend to run a little longer than a classic fit shirt (think Gildan/Hanes). Size up if you are very broad in the shoulders or portly. Flavor Text: We’ve been presented with alternative wrinkled, old white men for too many years. It’s now the time for an even older, wrinklier man to take his rightful place at the head of our government. It is time for a man of unequalled power, That man is Emperor Palpatine. He has taken, and will continue to take, aggressive action against those rebel scum who seek to destroy the empire. He has (twice) commissioned the construction of the single most powerful weapon in the galaxy. Even before taking his position as Galactic Emperor, he was responsible for returning the Sith to their former glory through his protege Darth Vader. Help the Empire by supporting Palpatine/Vader in 2024. (It’s not like you actually have a choice anyway.) It’s Useless to Resist.